Two Quotes

Two actual quotes from my son Aidan over the last couple of days. (He's 6.)

(Getting out of the car.)
Me: OK, hop out. I've got our coats.
Aidan: And I've got my dignity.

(He didn't really know what the hell he was talking about. It was just random syllables as far as he was concerned. And yet, I about peed myself laughing.)

Next one:

Aidan: Oh, and I already took my vitamin.
(My wife)Lisa: Who gave that to you?
Aidan: I did.
Lisa: How'd you do that? It's a child-proof cap.
Aidan: I know, I read it. It said "Push in and turn," so I did.

No need to buy those safety containers anymore, I guess . . .