Go, Wil Wheaton, Go!

Concerning the giant SNAFU over the Aqua Teen Hunger Force viral marketing campaign BS in Boston. And more specifically, the media's ridiculous handling of it:

You know, if the goal of terrorists and the whole point of terrorism is to scare the shit out of us so badly that we leap ten feet in the air whenever someone says "boo," then the terrorists are clearly kicking our national asses.

Two Quotes

Two actual quotes from my son Aidan over the last couple of days. (He's 6.)

(Getting out of the car.)
Me: OK, hop out. I've got our coats.
Aidan: And I've got my dignity.

(He didn't really know what the hell he was talking about. It was just random syllables as far as he was concerned. And yet, I about peed myself laughing.)

Next one:

Aidan: Oh, and I already took my vitamin.
(My wife)Lisa: Who gave that to you?
Aidan: I did.
Lisa: How'd you do that? It's a child-proof cap.
Aidan: I know, I read it. It said "Push in and turn," so I did.

No need to buy those safety containers anymore, I guess . . .